Monday, January 17, 2011

chris farley and E-Harmony

primary games is a site recommended to kids probably under the age 4 or 50 year old who get their fix on knowing thousands log onto to play games and maybe will find inside themselves to add him on the phedophile community on the E-Harmoney website, you're 28 with large breasts and likes snowboarding and having a good time ? I DONT THINK SO! you're probably a 50 year old man who wakes up every mornign in your stained underpants clicking ads advertising that in your gross, half in the bag, depressed you will still find a woman with large hookas wearing a named bran shirt that only actor Chris Farley would fit into ( considering the fact that Chris Farley had the biggest set of man tits this side of the equator seriously if he was still alive there would.nt be a problem in Haiti, they would all just take refuge in the those skin bags he calls his breasts) but i guess I shouldnt be talking all smack about chris farley, if there was ever a day where i was so bored and I had lost all the bullets to my revolver ( later to to find out my cat had ate them and spotaneously combusted due to the fact i never let him inside and the sun can pretty much and teabag with his fiery balls. I'm going to end this on a good note. I love Sean Connery thats right I LOVE HIM IF WAS STILL ALIVE I WOULD BE AT HIS BEDROOM WINDOW EVERY NIGHT WRITING DOWN HOW MUCH HE SNORES AND HOW MANY TIMES HE TURNS OVER IN HIS SLEEP TO SOMEDAY HOPE TO CRAWL INTO BED WITH HIM. JUST KIDDING, HIS MOVIES WERE GOOD UNTIL HE TURNED INTO AN OBNOXIOUS ASSHOLE WHO WOULD PREFER THE ADVICE FROM A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY THAN HIS AGENT. NONMNONMNONMNONONMNONM

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