Avatar is a kick ass movie with graphics so amazing it blew my balls into smithereines. it had fighting and a bunch of alines fighting humans in kick-ass robot suits and shit, it however one of the most dangerous movies I have ever watched and recommend when you watch it, wear a life perserver, hiking boots and a parachute or else the graphics will pretty much push you over a cliff.
point 1. the cliff that leads to the bird thingys
so understand that part of his initiation was to climb a ledge that only poppped out by like .5 of a fucking centimeter but why the fuck cnt he just jump across or some bulshit like that but I wil explain that in point 2. anyways is it really worth it to put your life on the line for a bunch that dont do jack-shit explain fly around and toss you off if they dont like you ? and the hair is pretty fucked up too. im pretty sure if i took my hair and tried to shove it up a bird's ass I wouldnt leave with my eyeballs still in my sockets. like it called a ladder ? you lay it down and walk across it not that fucking hard.
point 2. so does gravity not exist or what the fuck ?
in the movie there are whole bunch acrobits and crazy circus shit like that and flinging from vines and stuff but I have never seen a vine break or someone miss a jump ? do they live in a magical world where the magics of physics does not exist ? are are they reincarnations of jesus ? i once heard that Avatar ripped their shit off pocahontas or how ever the fuck you spell it ? who fuck would rip anything off pocahontas? growing I watched all the disneys expect that peice of shit because I wanted to avoid watching a 2 hour movies and invaders and indians entering the new world and bullshit like that if I wnated to know I wouldve picked up a fucking history book and read about christopher fucking columbas not some stupid chick who cant do jack shit about anything and falls in love with what has to be the pastiest fucker ive ever seen in my life.
3. they live in a fucking tree.
how has nobody fallen out of this big ass giant tree ? like seriously im pretty sure know one is born with perfect posture and balance so how come they didnt a bunch blue guys that are like 6 fucking feet tall falling out of the big ol' massive tree of life n other bullshit like that they prolly just showed it so we would convert to the scientology or some shit and be like Elron Hubbard and live on the a boat in the middle of nowhere with only young boys and get busted by the feds ? thanks avatar you've officially made a pedophile.
AVATAR IS A FUCKING AMAZING MOVIE BUT SUCK HAIRY BALLS WHEN IT COMES TO THE SAFETY OFF ALL TTHEM OTHER BLUE GUYS.
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