Avatar has to be the most unsafe movie I have ever watched. seriously.

Avatar is a kick ass movie with graphics so amazing it blew my balls into smithereines. it had fighting and a bunch of alines fighting humans in kick-ass robot suits and shit, it however one of the most dangerous movies I have ever watched and recommend when you watch it, wear a life perserver, hiking boots and a parachute or else the graphics will pretty much push you over a cliff.

point 1. the cliff that leads to the bird thingys

so understand that part of his initiation was to climb a ledge that only poppped out by like .5 of a fucking centimeter but why the fuck cnt he just jump across or some bulshit like that but I wil explain that in point 2. anyways is it really worth it to put your life on the line for a bunch that dont do jack-shit explain fly around and toss you off if they dont like you ? and the hair is pretty fucked up too. im pretty sure if i took my hair and tried to shove it up a bird's ass I wouldnt leave with my eyeballs still in my sockets. like it called a ladder ? you lay it down and walk across it not that fucking hard.

point 2. so does gravity not exist or what the fuck ?

in the movie there are whole bunch acrobits and crazy circus shit like that and flinging from vines and stuff but I have never seen a vine break or someone miss a jump ? do they live in a magical world where the magics of physics does not exist ? are are they reincarnations of jesus ? i once heard that Avatar ripped their shit off pocahontas or how ever the fuck you spell it ? who fuck would rip anything off pocahontas? growing I watched all the disneys expect that peice of shit because I wanted to avoid watching a 2 hour movies and invaders and indians entering the new world and bullshit like that if I wnated to know I wouldve picked up a fucking history book and read about christopher fucking columbas not some stupid chick who cant do jack shit about anything and falls in love with what has to be the pastiest fucker ive ever seen in my life.

3. they live in a fucking tree.

how has nobody fallen out of this big ass giant tree ? like seriously im pretty sure know one is born with perfect posture and balance so how come they didnt a bunch blue guys that are like 6 fucking feet tall falling out of the big ol' massive tree of life n other bullshit like that they prolly just showed it so we would convert to the scientology or some shit and be like Elron Hubbard and live on the a boat in the middle of nowhere with only young boys and get busted by the feds ? thanks avatar you've officially made a pedophile.


AVATAR IS A FUCKING AMAZING MOVIE BUT SUCK HAIRY BALLS WHEN IT COMES TO THE SAFETY OFF ALL TTHEM OTHER BLUE GUYS.

chris farley and E-Harmony

primary games is a site recommended to kids probably under the age 4 or 50 year old who get their fix on knowing thousands log onto to play games and maybe will find inside themselves to add him on the phedophile community on the E-Harmoney website, you're 28 with large breasts and likes snowboarding and having a good time ? I DONT THINK SO! you're probably a 50 year old man who wakes up every mornign in your stained underpants clicking ads advertising that in your gross, half in the bag, depressed you will still find a woman with large hookas wearing a named bran shirt that only actor Chris Farley would fit into ( considering the fact that Chris Farley had the biggest set of man tits this side of the equator seriously if he was still alive there would.nt be a problem in Haiti, they would all just take refuge in the those skin bags he calls his breasts) but i guess I shouldnt be talking all smack about chris farley, if there was ever a day where i was so bored and I had lost all the bullets to my revolver ( later to to find out my cat had ate them and spotaneously combusted due to the fact i never let him inside and the sun can pretty much and teabag with his fiery balls. I'm going to end this on a good note. I love Sean Connery thats right I LOVE HIM IF WAS STILL ALIVE I WOULD BE AT HIS BEDROOM WINDOW EVERY NIGHT WRITING DOWN HOW MUCH HE SNORES AND HOW MANY TIMES HE TURNS OVER IN HIS SLEEP TO SOMEDAY HOPE TO CRAWL INTO BED WITH HIM. JUST KIDDING, HIS MOVIES WERE GOOD UNTIL HE TURNED INTO AN OBNOXIOUS ASSHOLE WHO WOULD PREFER THE ADVICE FROM A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY THAN HIS AGENT. NONMNONMNONMNONONMNONM

why some people secretly have downsyndrome and an immediate appointment with the psyche ward or their therapist

I would like the clear one thing up

I DID NOT CLOG THE DRAIN IN THE BATHROOM

whoever clogs a drain in a grade 11 and 12 school needs to jump off a bridge right now because their life will accumulate to nothing in the future and after thier post- secondary education their days will most likely consist of:

1. treating every sunday like christmas primarily for the fact that they will be able to drive over on their shitty 2 speed bike and pick up my tax money a.k.a theit welfare check or to some of the most sophisticated bums .. the dole

2. they will then start and end with constant pot smoking, playing call of duty until their eyes dry out, and arguing with the pizza guy claiming that their pizza was INDEED A HALF HOUR LATE.

I hate anyone welfare, they don't bathe and come to school in their pajamas everyday with their hair up, their choice of shower is being beaten with a garden hose weilded by their drunk or or hungover dad or step father.

anyways back to the point. I am in grade 12 ? who in the hell would consider such an immature prank as turning on the tap and running ? if I personally knew who did it I would make sure in the next 30 days the fanny police would show up at their door and bring them all the way tuna town or jail because this where they are going to end up in the future after a dirty divorce and lack of money to pay child support because their premium porn sites are demanding to much for their low class dirty smut on the " information super highway "