Avatar is a kick ass movie with graphics so amazing it blew my balls into smithereines. it had fighting and a bunch of alines fighting humans in kick-ass robot suits and shit, it however one of the most dangerous movies I have ever watched and recommend when you watch it, wear a life perserver, hiking boots and a parachute or else the graphics will pretty much push you over a cliff.
point 1. the cliff that leads to the bird thingys
so understand that part of his initiation was to climb a ledge that only poppped out by like .5 of a fucking centimeter but why the fuck cnt he just jump across or some bulshit like that but I wil explain that in point 2. anyways is it really worth it to put your life on the line for a bunch that dont do jack-shit explain fly around and toss you off if they dont like you ? and the hair is pretty fucked up too. im pretty sure if i took my hair and tried to shove it up a bird's ass I wouldnt leave with my eyeballs still in my sockets. like it called a ladder ? you lay it down and walk across it not that fucking hard.
point 2. so does gravity not exist or what the fuck ?
in the movie there are whole bunch acrobits and crazy circus shit like that and flinging from vines and stuff but I have never seen a vine break or someone miss a jump ? do they live in a magical world where the magics of physics does not exist ? are are they reincarnations of jesus ? i once heard that Avatar ripped their shit off pocahontas or how ever the fuck you spell it ? who fuck would rip anything off pocahontas? growing I watched all the disneys expect that peice of shit because I wanted to avoid watching a 2 hour movies and invaders and indians entering the new world and bullshit like that if I wnated to know I wouldve picked up a fucking history book and read about christopher fucking columbas not some stupid chick who cant do jack shit about anything and falls in love with what has to be the pastiest fucker ive ever seen in my life.
3. they live in a fucking tree.
how has nobody fallen out of this big ass giant tree ? like seriously im pretty sure know one is born with perfect posture and balance so how come they didnt a bunch blue guys that are like 6 fucking feet tall falling out of the big ol' massive tree of life n other bullshit like that they prolly just showed it so we would convert to the scientology or some shit and be like Elron Hubbard and live on the a boat in the middle of nowhere with only young boys and get busted by the feds ? thanks avatar you've officially made a pedophile.
AVATAR IS A FUCKING AMAZING MOVIE BUT SUCK HAIRY BALLS WHEN IT COMES TO THE SAFETY OFF ALL TTHEM OTHER BLUE GUYS.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
chris farley and E-Harmony
primary games is a site recommended to kids probably under the age 4 or 50 year old who get their fix on knowing thousands log onto to play games and maybe will find inside themselves to add him on the phedophile community on the E-Harmoney website, you're 28 with large breasts and likes snowboarding and having a good time ? I DONT THINK SO! you're probably a 50 year old man who wakes up every mornign in your stained underpants clicking ads advertising that in your gross, half in the bag, depressed you will still find a woman with large hookas wearing a named bran shirt that only actor Chris Farley would fit into ( considering the fact that Chris Farley had the biggest set of man tits this side of the equator seriously if he was still alive there would.nt be a problem in Haiti, they would all just take refuge in the those skin bags he calls his breasts) but i guess I shouldnt be talking all smack about chris farley, if there was ever a day where i was so bored and I had lost all the bullets to my revolver ( later to to find out my cat had ate them and spotaneously combusted due to the fact i never let him inside and the sun can pretty much and teabag with his fiery balls. I'm going to end this on a good note. I love Sean Connery thats right I LOVE HIM IF WAS STILL ALIVE I WOULD BE AT HIS BEDROOM WINDOW EVERY NIGHT WRITING DOWN HOW MUCH HE SNORES AND HOW MANY TIMES HE TURNS OVER IN HIS SLEEP TO SOMEDAY HOPE TO CRAWL INTO BED WITH HIM. JUST KIDDING, HIS MOVIES WERE GOOD UNTIL HE TURNED INTO AN OBNOXIOUS ASSHOLE WHO WOULD PREFER THE ADVICE FROM A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY THAN HIS AGENT. NONMNONMNONMNONONMNONM
why some people secretly have downsyndrome and an immediate appointment with the psyche ward or their therapist
I would like the clear one thing up
I DID NOT CLOG THE DRAIN IN THE BATHROOM
whoever clogs a drain in a grade 11 and 12 school needs to jump off a bridge right now because their life will accumulate to nothing in the future and after thier post- secondary education their days will most likely consist of:
1. treating every sunday like christmas primarily for the fact that they will be able to drive over on their shitty 2 speed bike and pick up my tax money a.k.a theit welfare check or to some of the most sophisticated bums .. the dole
2. they will then start and end with constant pot smoking, playing call of duty until their eyes dry out, and arguing with the pizza guy claiming that their pizza was INDEED A HALF HOUR LATE.
I hate anyone welfare, they don't bathe and come to school in their pajamas everyday with their hair up, their choice of shower is being beaten with a garden hose weilded by their drunk or or hungover dad or step father.
anyways back to the point. I am in grade 12 ? who in the hell would consider such an immature prank as turning on the tap and running ? if I personally knew who did it I would make sure in the next 30 days the fanny police would show up at their door and bring them all the way tuna town or jail because this where they are going to end up in the future after a dirty divorce and lack of money to pay child support because their premium porn sites are demanding to much for their low class dirty smut on the " information super highway "
I DID NOT CLOG THE DRAIN IN THE BATHROOM
whoever clogs a drain in a grade 11 and 12 school needs to jump off a bridge right now because their life will accumulate to nothing in the future and after thier post- secondary education their days will most likely consist of:
1. treating every sunday like christmas primarily for the fact that they will be able to drive over on their shitty 2 speed bike and pick up my tax money a.k.a theit welfare check or to some of the most sophisticated bums .. the dole
2. they will then start and end with constant pot smoking, playing call of duty until their eyes dry out, and arguing with the pizza guy claiming that their pizza was INDEED A HALF HOUR LATE.
I hate anyone welfare, they don't bathe and come to school in their pajamas everyday with their hair up, their choice of shower is being beaten with a garden hose weilded by their drunk or or hungover dad or step father.
anyways back to the point. I am in grade 12 ? who in the hell would consider such an immature prank as turning on the tap and running ? if I personally knew who did it I would make sure in the next 30 days the fanny police would show up at their door and bring them all the way tuna town or jail because this where they are going to end up in the future after a dirty divorce and lack of money to pay child support because their premium porn sites are demanding to much for their low class dirty smut on the " information super highway "
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
My Requiem
hear that ? my hearts skip a beat
puts a jiff in my feet as they pound the concrete
my eyes would light up like the lights in the streets, my love for was'nt obselete
but you couldnt at least give me an apology ?
for robbin me of sanctity and your just part of the problem with society
that doesnt know how to give
By which they only live
by themselves, for themselves, forgive aint in their vocabulary
confidence
fuck it
Now I know you don't care but I feel must share that near the end
you beat me down so bad im left gaspin for air
pulled my hair
don't bother to stop and stare cause this time it'll get you know where
I thought you were the answer to my prayers
but now I know heaven is the farthest thing from fair
and dont come back
begin back for the love lack
you talked your smack
spread through my veins like crack
for grant.
- D.B.
puts a jiff in my feet as they pound the concrete
my eyes would light up like the lights in the streets, my love for was'nt obselete
but you couldnt at least give me an apology ?
for robbin me of sanctity and your just part of the problem with society
that doesnt know how to give
By which they only live
by themselves, for themselves, forgive aint in their vocabulary
confidence
fuck it
Now I know you don't care but I feel must share that near the end
you beat me down so bad im left gaspin for air
pulled my hair
don't bother to stop and stare cause this time it'll get you know where
I thought you were the answer to my prayers
but now I know heaven is the farthest thing from fair
and dont come back
begin back for the love lack
you talked your smack
spread through my veins like crack
for grant.
- D.B.
Saturday, November 13, 2010
so its been what like a year and a half ?
im still wondering why i take all your crap
as you sit back and boss me around
like a bigger kid, runnin shit, on the play ground
its been too long ive been under your control
i wish we could go back to when times were old
back whe you thought of me as something you could hold
but now its like what was "us" is covered in mold
maybe if you bothered to care about someone toher than yourself
it would matter if we changed shoes you wouldnt feel what ive felt
do no harm; yet feel self guilt
so now when you look back i wont be there
and i hope you get mad and tug your hair, feel scared , cant bear
the weight on shoulders, some say you grrow great when your older
but when i grow up ill only just scold her
and yes this rap is meant for you cause you were the only one to tear my heart in two
im still wondering why i take all your crap
as you sit back and boss me around
like a bigger kid, runnin shit, on the play ground
its been too long ive been under your control
i wish we could go back to when times were old
back whe you thought of me as something you could hold
but now its like what was "us" is covered in mold
maybe if you bothered to care about someone toher than yourself
it would matter if we changed shoes you wouldnt feel what ive felt
do no harm; yet feel self guilt
so now when you look back i wont be there
and i hope you get mad and tug your hair, feel scared , cant bear
the weight on shoulders, some say you grrow great when your older
but when i grow up ill only just scold her
and yes this rap is meant for you cause you were the only one to tear my heart in two
Monday, November 8, 2010
Why I Rap
I rap because it makes me happy
my shit aint crappy, I can school your ass and make it snappy
cause all them other rappers do it for the fame, it's hard to find someone who does it for the love of the game
but shits same, it won't change
cause while i do it from the heart, tohers do it from the brain
with main objective, to make that change, sky rocket theyre piggy bank to max out theyre price range
and while the ones with the heart sit back and say it strange
how fucked and deranged the game became.
but it still has us, were called freedom speakers
we were ripped hoodies and wear our hand-me-down sneakers
at night we look like creepers, by day we are beleivers
our rhymes are here to represent the under achievers
n al of them haters that they say got beiber fever
might as well just cut off your ears with a meat clever
"hold on, gimme a minute, I have to take a breather"
I just get so riled up by the pussys's poser shit
but now ive seen ive gone totally off topic
guess ill end this with just one thing to say
if you start, remember to rap from the heart
and dude stop stealing my ideas fuck ..
my shit aint crappy, I can school your ass and make it snappy
cause all them other rappers do it for the fame, it's hard to find someone who does it for the love of the game
but shits same, it won't change
cause while i do it from the heart, tohers do it from the brain
with main objective, to make that change, sky rocket theyre piggy bank to max out theyre price range
and while the ones with the heart sit back and say it strange
how fucked and deranged the game became.
but it still has us, were called freedom speakers
we were ripped hoodies and wear our hand-me-down sneakers
at night we look like creepers, by day we are beleivers
our rhymes are here to represent the under achievers
n al of them haters that they say got beiber fever
might as well just cut off your ears with a meat clever
"hold on, gimme a minute, I have to take a breather"
I just get so riled up by the pussys's poser shit
but now ive seen ive gone totally off topic
guess ill end this with just one thing to say
if you start, remember to rap from the heart
and dude stop stealing my ideas fuck ..
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